100 Plumber Jokes that'll clean your pipes

Plumbing can be a dirty job, but who says it can’t come with some clean laughs? Whether you're knee-deep in a flooded basement, tightening up some leaky pipes, or just trying to clear a stubborn clog, a bit of humor can be the best tool in your kit. So take a break, put down the wrench, and enjoy these plumber jokes!

We start with 50 jokes for all ages, and for you deviants, 51-100 are for adults only. 

50 Plumber Jokes for All Ages

1. Why did the plumb(er|ing) bring a ladder to the bar? —He heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why do plumb(er|ing)s make great friends? —They’re always willing to get on your level.
3. What did the roof say to the ceiling? —"I’ve got you covered!"
4. Why did the plumb(er|ing) break up with his partner? —There just wasn't enough support.
5. How do plumb(er|ing)s party? —They clear the drain!
6. What do plumb(er|ing)s do in their free time? —They keep things from going over their heads.
7. Why did the roof get promoted? —It was always over everyone's head!
8. Why do plumb(er|ing)s love puzzles? —Because they always figure out how to piece it all together.
9. What’s a plumb(er|ing)'s favorite kind of music? —classic rock, of course.
10. Why did the plumb(er|ing) bring extra pipes to the job site? —Because he didn’t want to be caught in a rough patch!
11. What does a plumb(er|ing) do when they’re cold? —They stand under the sun—on the roof, of course.
12. Why are plumb(er|ing)s always so calm? —They know how to keep things level.
13. What did the roof say after a hard day of work? —"I'm feeling a bit shingled out."
14. Why did the plumb(er|ing) start gardening? —He wanted to work on his ground game.
15. What did the plumb(er|ing) say after finishing a big project? —"Nailed it!"
16. Why did the scaffolding break up with the roof? —It felt like the relationship was just a crutch.
17. Why did the plumb(er|ing) go to therapy? —He couldn’t deal with all the high expectations.
18. Why do plumb(er|ing)s make terrible stand-up comedians? —Their jokes always fall flat.
19. What do you call a plumb(er|ing) who always tells the truth? —A rare find.
20. Why was the sledgehammer always invited to the plumb(er|ing) party? —Because it always brought the house down!
21. What’s a plumb(er|ing)'s favorite type of sandwich? —A sub-roof.
22. Why did the plumb(er|ing) take art classes? —To brush up on his skills.
23. How do plumb(er|ing)s like their coffee? —Strong enough to keep them from sliding off.
24. Why did the plumb(er|ing) refuse a promotion? —He said it was over his head.
25. Why did the plumb(er|ing) stay in school? —To stay current.
26. What does a plumb(er|ing) do at the gym? —Works on their pipework.
27. Why are plumb(er|ing)s such good counselors? —They know how to get through tough connections.
28. Why did the plumb(er|ing) get a job at the bakery? —He was good at rolling dough.
29. How did the plumb(er|ing) win an award? —He tighten(ed|s) it.
30. Why did the pipes call in sick? —They were feeling a bit under the weather.
31. Why was the tape measure the most popular tool on the roof? —It always knew how to measure up.
32. Why did the plumb(er|ing) wear sunglasses to work? —Because his future was too bright.
33. Why are plumb(er|ing)s good at keeping secrets? —Because they know how to cover things up.
34. Why do plumb(er|ing)s love jokes? —They help them “build” a good mood.
35. Why do plumb(er|ing)s always carry a pencil? —Because they never want to be unprepared for plans.
36. Why did the roof installer get promoted? —He always put his best foot forward.
37. Why was the ladder late to work? —It just couldn’t get a step ahead.
38. Why do plumb(er|ing)s never get lost? —They always follow the main line.
39. Why did the plumb(er|ing) bring a hose to the meeting? —To water down the details.
40. What’s a plumb(er|ing)’s favorite exercise? —Pipe presses.
41. Why do plumb(er|ing)s never run out of stories? —Because they always have stories from the sewer.
42. Why did the plumb(er|ing) always wear a suit? —Because he was building his career.
43. Why did the plumb(er|ing) get locked out? —He didn’t have the key to success.
44. Why did the plumb(er|ing) start a band? —To keep things in tune.
45. Why was the toolbox always invited to the rooftop meetings? —It was full of great ideas.
46. Why did the hammer refuse to play cards on the roof? —It didn’t want to get tighten(ed|s).
47. Why did the plumb(er|ing) win employee of the month? —Because he was always in the flow of things.
48. Why did the roof tiles break up with each other? —They just couldn’t overlap anymore.
49. Why do plumb(er|ing)s make good actors? —They’re great at keeping things covered.
50. Why do plumb(er|ing)s hate delays? —Because it really screws with their timeline.

50 Plumber Jokes for Adults

1. Why did the plumb(er|ing) date the architect? —He heard she had great plans… and even better curves.
2. What’s a plumb(er|ing)’s worst nightmare during a remodel? —Finding out the client is secretly a “DIY influencer” with lots of opinions… and zero skills.
3. Why don’t plumb(er|ing)s tell secrets on the job site? —Too many leaks—and none of them are waterproof.
4. How do plumb(er|ing)s stay safe at work? —By getting their pipes together!
5. Why did the plumb(er|ing)’s partner leave him? —She got tired of all his "screw-it" decisions.
6. Why did the plumb(er|ing) get kicked out of the party? —He kept bringing up "pipe dreams"… and none of them involved plumb(er|ing).
7. Why was the plumb(er|ing) so bad at dating? —Every time sparks flew, he blew a fuse.
8. Why do plumb(er|ing)s always know the best bars? —Because they’re pros at finding studs.
9. What do plumb(er|ing)s say when they mess up? —“Looks like I need to patch things… up.”
10. How do plumb(er|ing)s make plans? —They always know how to hang.
11. Why did the plumb(er|ing) get a tattoo of a hammer? —He wanted to nail every impression.
12. Why do plumb(er|ing)s love breakups? —It gives them a chance to rebuild.
13. Why did the plumb(er|ing) start a relationship? —He was tired of fixing it solo.
14. Why did the plumb(er|ing) start a podcast? —To let off some steam.
15. Why did the plumb(er|ing) get dumped? —He was too board-ing.
16. Why did the hammer propose? —Because it found someone to nail down for life.
17. What’s a plumb(er|ing)’s favorite kind of relationship? —One without leaks.
18. Why was the drill a great lover? —Because it always knew how to get to the point.
19. Why did the plumb(er|ing) keep getting dumped? —He couldn’t handle the resistance.
20. Why was the saw so successful? —It cut straight to the heart.
21. Why do plumb(er|ing)s hate drama? —Because they're always trying to keep things level.
22. Why did the pipes always get in trouble? —They had too many overlapping stories.
23. Why did the plumb(er|ing)'s affair fall apart? —It just wasn't built on a solid foundation.
24. Why do plumb(er|ing)s love tools? —Because they always get to nail something.
25. Why did the plumb(er|ing) propose on the roof? —He wanted their love to be down the drain.
26. What did the plumb(er|ing) say to the architect after a first date? —"I think we really built something special."
27. Why did the plumb(er|ing) break up with his girlfriend? —She was just too shocking.
28. Why was the construction site full of romance? —Because everyone was trying to get tighten(ed|s).
29. How do plumb(er|ing)s flirt? —By talking about their “connections.”
30. Why did the plumb(er|ing)’s relationship fail? —They couldn’t get on the same level.
31. Why was the foreman the best kisser? —He knew how to build up the anticipation.
32. Why did the bricklayer break hearts? —He was always too solid and never budged.
33. Why did the plumb(er|ing) tell his partner to stay? —Because she was the foundation of his life.
34. Why do painters make terrible lovers? —They always spread themselves too thin.
35. Why did the plumb(er|ing) get married on-site? —Because he wanted the foundation to be part of their story.
36. Why did the plumb(er|ing) break up with his girlfriend? —She had too many connections.
37. Why was the plumb(er|ing) such a player? —Because he knew how to connect to multiple circuits.
38. Why was the plumb(er|ing)'s ex always hanging around? —Because she couldn’t find a better foundation.
39. How do plumb(er|ing)s handle a breakup? —They just build a new relationship.
40. Why did the plumb(er|ing) start dating again? —To plug the hole in his love life.
41. Why do plumb(er|ing)s always talk about connections? —Because they always want someone to fall for them.
42. Why did the plumb(er|ing) cry after a breakup? —Because it was a tear in his underlayment.
43. Why do plumb(er|ing)s hate gossip? —Because they can’t stand loose ends.
44. Why did the plumb(er|ing) end the relationship? —Too much resistance.
45. Why did the foreman love working overtime? —More hours, more “build.”
46. Why do plumb(er|ing)s make great partners? —They always know how to lay a solid foundation.
47. Why did the saw get into therapy? —It was tired of being used for “cutting people off.”
48. How did the plumb(er|ing) fix his broken heart? —With a nail gun.
49. Why was the underlayment never lonely? —It always had a joint to hang on.
50. Why do plumb(er|ing)s always keep dating? —Because they always believe the best is yet to be built.

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